whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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