Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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