Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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