why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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