I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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