Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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