just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So. Much. Porn.
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