Please, let me fuck your mom
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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