you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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