I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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