HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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