At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
