I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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