Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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