Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Found your dick twin last night
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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