I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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