i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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