Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize