oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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