i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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