Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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