So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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