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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.

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(406): View more from Montana

Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.

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(206): View more from Washington

In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.

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(419): View more from Ohio

who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage

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(812): View more from Indiana

If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again

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