Little spoons don't ask big questions
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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