I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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