He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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