ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Everything about him screamed your future.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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