all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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