4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
her vagine was all disorganized.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
pray to the hookup gods
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
