Man, jail baloney is awful.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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