Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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