There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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