So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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