It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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