I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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