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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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