White coat. Heels.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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