everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
did i walk over a car last night?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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