Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Randomize
