handjob tips. give me some.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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