spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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