He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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