what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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