was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
this will be a night to untag.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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