i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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