im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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