So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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