Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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