honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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