Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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