Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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