some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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