i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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