Soap is not a condiment
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
and you fell through a lawn chair
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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