my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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