i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
