just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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