In the future we'll all be gay
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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