he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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